- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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