A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Anti Joke

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