Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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