- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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