- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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