Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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