Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Tunechi

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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