Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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