- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why am I writing this...im bored

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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