- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

knock,knock you suck

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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