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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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