Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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I went to work today....

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A man died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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