- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fat? Jesse Z

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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