The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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