What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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