- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's big and purple? Barney

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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