- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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