- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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