What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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