why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Jordan is pregant

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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