- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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