Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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the WNBA.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Ehh

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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your mom.

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