- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the difference between a duck?

the WNBA.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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