- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

AIDS

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Golf.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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