- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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