- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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