Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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My jeans

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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