A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Large 4

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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