A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Japan

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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I enjoy Popcorn

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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