- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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