- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Knock Knock Who's there

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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