roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Phew... it's gone.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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