whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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