- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

salad days!

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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