Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Gay rights.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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