A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Sex

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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* anti-punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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