Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Penis

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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