Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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sucks Syntax...

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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