- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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