- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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