What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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