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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A muslim paints Mohammed

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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