Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

SHUT UP JP

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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