I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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