What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Tilt your screen back .

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Guest what in the butt

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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