- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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