- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Donald Trump

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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