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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Hello

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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