Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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HEY!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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