- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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