- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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