Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Poop

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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