- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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