what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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