- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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