- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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