- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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