Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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