Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Charlie Sheen

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

an american walks out of a strip club.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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