- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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