How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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