- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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