It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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