- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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