A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a chinese man pays the full price

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why is this joke funny It isn't

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops