What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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