Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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miha kako si?

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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XD Jackass.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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