Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Women's Rights

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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