How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

So a bar walks into a man...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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