- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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