- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

eoin burgin is fat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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