What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Corn Muffins

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you will like this because i am black.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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