Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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