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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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