Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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