- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Guess what? I like trains.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

White men's rights

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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