- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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