How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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How old are you? 7

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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