- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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