Dane Cook makes a joke.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Donald Trump

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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