- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

NEVER

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.