What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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