What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Anti Joke

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