Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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