- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

my penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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