Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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