Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womens rights

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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eat a hot dog

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Anti Joke

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