- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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