Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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