Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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How you know when dislextic

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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