Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Anti Jokes = Drained

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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