Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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