What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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bite me

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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