What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Yellow People !!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Jesus Christ

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Michael Brown

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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