- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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