- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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