Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Eric is gay Ha

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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