Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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