- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

I'm homeless.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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