Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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