Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Come in

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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