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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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